BEEN BLASTED | Your Not Reaching Gaga’s Telephone
By JASON McQUAIN

By now I am sure you have seen the latest Lady GaGa and Beyoncé collaboration “Telephone.” Whats that? You haven’t? Well its time you see some true art with lesbian kisses, trannys, fights, mass murder, and a truck that every man envys… ”The Pussy Wagon.” Lady GaGa brings the drama and pushes even more buttons in the new video that was released last month. So what makes this video interesting to look at? Well aside from Lady GaGa half naked and making out with jail lesbians while wearing shades made out of cigarettes, you can catch a few cameos as well as references. Lets review.
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Fex-M3 is from the Star Wars extended universe, Meta-cyanide is from Dune, and Tiberium is from Command and Conquer. These are all used in her poison potion.
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Remember Miss Man from Scary Movie? Well lets see if you can spot her in the first 45 seconds of the video.
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How about that girl in the jail cell that looks strikingly familiar to GaGa. Well that is no other than her biological sister. Talk about keeping the family close.
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The diner in the video is from the TV show NCIS.
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A porn star - ”Alektra Blue”
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During the news report scrolling at the bottom of the screen are the lyrics to “Telephone” in Swedish.
Currently MTV has banned the video from airplay – not that MTV has played any video that I can recall in years, but GaGa has released a “clean” version set to be reviewed today. Till then you can check out your favorite video site online to find this piece of art.
